Women
make the world go round.
[This is our third day in
this paradise island, I was the first to wake up, a minute later balalaika also
wake up, the others were still asleep and they were snoring so loud that
balalaika and I had to leave there vicinity just temporarily until they wake
up.]
Balalaika: what’s up
repertoire?
Repertoire: hey balalaika my boy,
morning
Balalaika: damn those lads sleep
like a drunkard
Repertoire: what about us we slept
like a drunkard as well as they do, everybody must have, have a hangover, after
mixing beer and champagne together
Balalaika: true word, you know what
I like the serenity of this beach is just so nice and quiet what do you think mehn?
Repertoire: yeah you are absolutely
right, that’s nature of God with the….
Balalaika: shhhh! Do you hear
that? [Balalaika cut in before I could finish my
statement]
Repertoire: hear what!
Balalaika: voices mehn, I think the
girls are here mehn
[Before I could
say a word balalaika has already jumped up and ran towards the locations of the
girls]
Balalaika: waoh! Look at them
Repertoire: damn this is it
Balalaika: let’s go and wake the
guys up.
Repertoire: yeah yeah
[When we get to
the room, the boys are unbelievable still sleeping and snoring at the same
time]
Balalaika: guys common wake up wake
up the lass are here
Repertoire: common people get your
butt up
Cello: yawn! What’s up guys?
Balalaika: the girls mehn they are
all here
Cello: dammit our room is a mess,
viola wake up! Wake up!!
Viola: what is it guys
Cello: the ladies are on ground
Viola: oh mehn do they have to come
so early
Cello: Piccolo, Tabla and Bongos let
us tidy up the room quick … balalaika and repertoire both of you go and hold
the girls up until we clean up this mess
Balalaika: hold them up! With what
exactly
Cello: common guys you have to be
smart… just introduce yourselves to them and sweet-talk them you know
Balalaika: sweet-talk them, how on
earth will I do that
Women
make the world go round.
Cello: why are you so ignorant about
girls, you mean you cannot tell them that they are looking good, they are
gorgeous
Balalaika: oh alright, I get your
point, ladies like to be flatter, the more you sweet-talk them the more they
like you
Repertoire: yeah no doubt mehn
Balalaika: I can just walk up to
them and say; hey you look like Jennifer Lopez
Repertoire: that will definitely
cajole them
Balalaika: let’s go my brother
[Once we get to
the place where the ladies were standing, they were already waiting for us to
welcome them in]
Repertoire: hey my ladies you are
all welcome to our hip hop island for the future generations
Balalaika: yeah girls you are very
welcome, damn everyone are looking so different with all this hip and shape
this is definitely going to be fun
[Unfortunately the lass are not
impress by the sweet-talk of balalaika]
Mandolin: all right boys enough of
these funny talks just tell me where Cello is at?
Balalaika: oh mandolin common you
are not even happy to see us all you want to see is Cello, well don’t worry
your fine self because Cello is already waiting for you
Tambourine: balalaika don’t be
bothered we are just eager to see our boyfriends
Balalaika: boyfriends! And who is
that your boyfriend by the way, because I don’t think you have one boy as your
boyfriend but boys as your boyfriends
Tambourine: ha ha ha balalaika
that’s really funny but stops it!
[Tambourine she is a little bit
angry]
Harp: people don’t let us
loose our temper, by the way boys’ thank you for inducting us into your
paradise jungle
Repertoire: point of correction
harp, this isn’t a paradise jungle but a paradise for future lovers, you know
what I’m saying
Harp: well you can call it whatever
you like, but to me there is nothing so spectacular about this island
Repertoire: harp I know you are not
easily to be impress, just because you went to university of Lagos
Harp: repertoire don’t take it
personal, I’m just expressing my view about this situation
Repertoire: there is nothing
personal about this situation I just feel you should at least show some
compliment to nature
Harp: all right I’m sorry, you are
right this is definitely God nature
Women
make the world go round.
Repertoire: yeah that will do
Balalaika: hmm, mandolin and
tambourine you have to introduce your girl friends to us, we don’t know some of
them
Tambourine: common boy you mean you
don’t know harmonica and congas
Balalaika: actually I know harmonica
and congas but I don’t know the girl behind harmonica
Tambourine: oh that’s Sitar
Balalaika: hey, what’s up Sitar I’m
balalaika
Sitar: hi balalaika, and this is my
friend rhythm
Balalaika: nice name you have there
Tambourine: balalaika take us
to the rest of your group
Balalaika: hold on there, introduce
us to the rest of the ladies, we’ve only met seven of you
Mandolin: you are really a pain in
the neck, anyway this is violin, I believe you already know her that is castanets
and the last girl there, is maracas
Balalaika: hello ladies!
Hello boys [they
all answer]
Tambourine: so balalaika take us to
the boys before I kick your butt
Balalaika: no problem let’s go
[So of we go to our room. They really like the mood of the place and the music
that is coming out from the room one will notice they are really feeling the
music, those that say music is life aren’t lying]
Tambourine: oh!! Check it out ladies
girls that is our song, shake your butt girls
Tabla: damn girl you are already
getting down
Tambourine: hey!! Tabla how are you?
Tabla: I’m okay, just getting along
with the groove
Tambourine: that’s good just dance
with the music and us because we are here for good
Cello: mandolin long time no see
Mandolin: Cello what’s up where is
viola?
Cello: he should be around here
somewhere; in fact that’s him, viola!! [Cello calling viola from distance]
Viola: mandolin what’s up?
Mandolin: well viola you are up and
dancing
Viola: you got to dance if you want
to have some fun
Mandolin: I quite agree with you
there
Tambourine: okay ladies and
gentlemen let’s hold it up for some minute, we have to do the roll call of
everybody here, guys you invited us here so start with the introduction
Viola: all right this is the roll
call of the guys, I believe you already I’m viola and that is my best friend
right there cello, that repertoire just beside him, that’s his Muslim friend
balalaika, that’s Piccolo, tuba, tabla bongos, clarinet and that is banjo
yawning
Tambourine: we are very happy to
meet you all, and this are my people right here that baby girl there is rhythm
she is cute right
Viola: without doubt she is cute
Tambourine: yeah I brought you all
the finest girl you can never dream of, the girl reading novel is harp she
loves reading so if any of you boys love to read that is your girl
Piccolo: read no way baby girl we
are here to get our groove on
Tambourine: whatever, anyway this
fine sister is Sitar, the fair girl is call violin, behind is harmonica and
castanets, congas and the last girl is devout muslim girl maracas, well
mandolin and I don’t need any introduction
Cello: yeah people let us party
up!!!