hip hop world (chapter three)

Chapter Three HIP HOP World IT’S ALL Coming Back

Women make the world go round.

  

  [This is our third day in this paradise island, I was the first to wake up, a minute later balalaika also wake up, the others were still asleep and they were snoring so loud that balalaika and I had to leave there vicinity just temporarily until they wake up.]

Balalaika. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Balalaika: what’s up repertoire? 

Repertoire: hey balalaika my boy, morning

Balalaika: damn those lads sleep like a drunkard

Repertoire: what about us we slept like a drunkard as well as they do, everybody must have, have a hangover, after mixing beer and champagne together

Balalaika: true word, you know what I like the serenity of this beach is just so nice and quiet what do you think mehn?

Repertoire: yeah you are absolutely right, that’s nature of God with the….

Balalaika: shhhh! Do you hear that?     [Balalaika cut in before I could finish my statement]

Repertoire: hear what!

Balalaika: voices mehn, I think the girls are here mehn

    [Before I could say a word balalaika has already jumped up and ran towards the locations of the girls]

Balalaika: waoh! Look at them

Repertoire: damn this is it

Balalaika: let’s go and wake the guys up.

Repertoire: yeah yeah

    [When we get to the room, the boys are unbelievable still sleeping and snoring at the same time]

Balalaika: guys common wake up wake up the lass are here

Repertoire: common people get your butt up

Cello: yawn! What’s up guys?

Balalaika: the girls mehn they are all here

Cello: dammit our room is a mess, viola wake up! Wake up!!

Viola: what is it guys

Cello: the ladies are on ground

Viola: oh mehn do they have to come so early

Cello: Piccolo, Tabla and Bongos let us tidy up the room quick … balalaika and repertoire both of you go and hold the girls up until we clean up this mess

Balalaika: hold them up! With what exactly

Cello: common guys you have to be smart… just introduce yourselves to them and sweet-talk them you know

Balalaika: sweet-talk them, how on earth will I do that

Women make the world go round.

Cello: why are you so ignorant about girls, you mean you cannot tell them that they are looking good, they are gorgeous

Balalaika: oh alright, I get your point, ladies like to be flatter, the more you sweet-talk them the more they like you

Repertoire: yeah no doubt mehn

Balalaika: I can just walk up to them and say; hey you look like Jennifer Lopez

Repertoire: that will definitely cajole them

Balalaika:  let’s go my brother

    [Once we get to the place where the ladies were standing, they were already waiting for us to welcome them in]

Repertoire: hey my ladies you are all welcome to our hip hop island for the future generations

Balalaika: yeah girls you are very welcome, damn everyone are looking so different with all this hip and shape this is definitely going to be fun

[Unfortunately the lass are not impress by the sweet-talk of balalaika]

Mandolin: all right boys enough of these funny talks just tell me where Cello is at?

Balalaika: oh mandolin common you are not even happy to see us all you want to see is Cello, well don’t worry your fine self because Cello is already waiting for you

Tambourine: balalaika don’t be bothered we are just eager to see our boyfriends

Balalaika: boyfriends! And who is that your boyfriend by the way, because I don’t think you have one boy as your boyfriend but boys as your boyfriends

Tambourine: ha ha ha balalaika that’s really funny but stops it!

[Tambourine she is a little bit angry]

Harp:  people don’t let us loose our temper, by the way boys’ thank you for inducting us into your paradise jungle

Repertoire: point of correction harp, this isn’t a paradise jungle but a paradise for future lovers, you know what I’m saying

Harp: well you can call it whatever you like, but to me there is nothing so spectacular about this island

Repertoire: harp I know you are not easily to be impress, just because you went to university of Lagos

Harp: repertoire don’t take it personal, I’m just expressing my view about this situation

Repertoire: there is nothing personal about this situation I just feel you should at least show some compliment to nature

Harp: all right I’m sorry, you are right this is definitely God nature

Women make the world go round.

Repertoire: yeah that will do

Balalaika: hmm, mandolin and tambourine you have to introduce your girl friends to us, we don’t know some of them

Tambourine: common boy you mean you don’t know harmonica and congas

Balalaika: actually I know harmonica and congas but I don’t know the girl behind harmonica

Tambourine: oh that’s Sitar

Balalaika: hey, what’s up Sitar I’m balalaika

Sitar: hi balalaika, and this is my friend rhythm

Balalaika: nice name you have there

Tambourine:  balalaika take us to the rest of your group

Balalaika: hold on there, introduce us to the rest of the ladies, we’ve only met seven of you

Mandolin: you are really a pain in the neck, anyway this is violin, I believe you already know her that is castanets and the last girl there, is maracas

Balalaika: hello ladies!

    Hello boys [they all answer]

Tambourine: so balalaika take us to the boys before I kick your butt

Balalaika: no problem let’s go

            [So of we go to our room. They really like the mood of the place and the music that is coming out from the room one will notice they are really feeling the music, those that say music is life aren’t lying]

Tambourine: oh!! Check it out ladies girls that is our song, shake your butt girls

Tabla: damn girl you are already getting down

Tambourine: hey!! Tabla how are you?

Tabla: I’m okay, just getting along with the groove

Tambourine: that’s good just dance with the music and us because we are here for good

Cello: mandolin long time no see

Mandolin: Cello what’s up where is viola?

Cello: he should be around here somewhere; in fact that’s him, viola!! [Cello calling viola from distance]

Viola: mandolin what’s up?

Mandolin: well viola you are up and dancing

Viola: you got to dance if you want to have some fun

Mandolin: I quite agree with you there

Tambourine: okay ladies and gentlemen let’s hold it up for some minute, we have to do the roll call of everybody here, guys you invited us here so start with the introduction

Viola: all right this is the roll call of the guys, I believe you already I’m viola and that is my best friend right there cello, that repertoire just beside him, that’s his Muslim friend balalaika, that’s Piccolo, tuba, tabla bongos, clarinet and that is banjo yawning

Tambourine: we are very happy to meet you all, and this are my people right here that baby girl there is rhythm she is cute right

Viola: without doubt she is cute

Tambourine: yeah I brought you all the finest girl you can never dream of, the girl reading novel is harp she loves reading so if any of you boys love to read that is your girl

Piccolo: read no way baby girl we are here to get our groove on

Tambourine: whatever, anyway this fine sister is Sitar, the fair girl is call violin, behind is harmonica and castanets, congas and the last girl is devout muslim girl maracas, well mandolin and I don’t need any introduction

Cello: yeah people let us party up!!!