Slam jam

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if you just join us you have miss but not to worry the US open always save the best for last Shandra taking her last serve of the set, oh that’s a strong forehand from her, Koshorlovina could not return it, her backhand strike can only hit the net, Shandra won her fourteen grand slam title she’s the champion of the world!!, the first commentator says. What a set we’ve had Shandra is so strong, from her backhand to her forehand everything is so perfect she got it all--- but her sister don’t have it first commentator chip in. well in any case if she continues to win like this Shandra will be the greatest don’t you think so? Second commentator ask. I’ll tell you what, I don’t know where she got her muscle from, first commentator observe. From the family of course second commentator remark. I doubt it, not all of them have it, she is different, she can also play with the men team, first commentator disclose. Don’t go there that’s a different ball game second commentator says. Anyway they should give it a try one day. Very well, Shandra is ready to give winning speech. First of all I really wanna thank koshorlovina for giving me a good match today she is so potent and she hit the ball real hard I like to play against powerful player like her, this particular slam is like my favorite slam as well, I have always feel at home whenever I play in this court thank you everybody I am so emotional right now, thank you all so much and I’ll be back next season, but before I take my leave, let me give you all some hip hop passing shot, yeah feel this the court is now mine, I play vina like my fashion ware, now we at crossroad is a deuce baby you better back down and hit the road girl, oh common people you have to show me some love, don’t think I can do this right, I save the best for last I play my fine butt for you after this my butt is heading to Dubai for my leisure beware no guy is allow cos I’m taking, I’m the envy of all men they can get enough of me sorry guys go get your girl, if you want more just holler at a sister and say jam, when I say slam, slam! Jam!! Slam!! Jam!!!! Thank you all God bless. You know what; I don’t like the way Shandra caress the trophy like is her baby or something first commentator says. If you know how hard she has train to be a ball player and winning that slam, you will know she have every right to caress that trophy second commentator express. I could have been a ball player myself, first commentator express. Oh yeah what happen? Second commentator ask. My sickle cell appear from nowhere and kill my dream first commentator says. Let me give you an advise, go play chess or hip hop like Shandra just did. I guess I’ll give one of those a try, anyway sport lovers, that’s it for tonight, for married couple here tonight happy married life, if you are still single go get married, firs commentator declare. As for me I’m gay second commentator disclose. Do not worry only God can judge us, if you are single or gay please get married bye bye folk. Marriage is not a must though, we’ll see you when we see you bye bye second commentator added.