Umbrella

Hey convict come right here,!! yeah you,!! eagle yell. What’s going officer eagle you don’t have to shout it out like that, shouting like I’m Akon the celebrity, you know my name or don’t you come on tell me come on now, sagging pushing her chest straight at officer eagle. Hold it right there sag I’m not ready to touch any damn thing eagle says and why the hell not, all of this isn’t good enough for you, oh I see you got somebody, it better not be swag cos I’m going to whoop her behind if she is the one, oh swagger! Swagger!!! Sag shouted what in God name is going on out there and why yelling my name sag somebody die or what, swagger inquires. ‘Bring your damn butt out here, officer eagle just told me both of you are getting down’ sag grumble. ‘He say what!’ swagger snapped; ‘oh yeah, here we go swagger is mad at you right now, better hold her back’ sag caution. ‘I’m warning both of you do not start a scene here’ eagle slap his wrist moving closer and closer to them, ‘you had better call for backup, cos you can’t hold us down’ they warn. Who do you think you are? Rick Ross even him can’t save you both from getting beat down officer eagle says. Swagger and sagging running in circle trying to make eagle worn out, ‘goddamn it you two and me we here for life’ the officer is exhausted. ‘you damn right officer’ sagging says ‘ yeah and you probably gonna miss our fat butt when we gone’, ‘ gone we are going nowhere girl’ sag claim ‘ I mean going to heaven’ swag point out ‘if that’s the case everybody is going’, nobody is going to miss us when we finally join father lord’ swag assert ‘ you are probably right swag, ‘check that out another celebrity bite the dust’ swagger says ‘ there we go again when some people die the black umbrella is raise, black dress is wore and wonder why’ sag gaze ‘ you can ask rihanna that question, I am less concern about that, fame is a blessing when you die’ swag remark ‘Say what’ sag says ‘when beggars die no comment seen but heaven itself blaze forth when famous ones pass away’ swag explained ‘whatever girl, tell this puppet to change the channel let’s watch something else’ sag says ‘yeah this is more like it, that’s what I’m talking about ‘swagger stimulate ‘ oh my dear lord people are shooting each other and you found that interesting, what is this world turning into people shooting each other ‘sag sober ‘oh I’m sorry I thought it was an action movie is a crazy world out there sag, this prison yard is the real world’ I mean check me out baby that’s the swagger of a prisoner’ ‘change the channel I don’t wanna watch this anymore’ sag hiss ‘ no more interesting thing to watch the shooting spree is more cool to watch’ swag murmurs. ‘‘One day I will like to be a writer like that guy’ sag confess ‘a writer that’s a boring thing to do’ ‘I know that’s why I want to be one, so I can die peacefully sag says. ‘You don’t even know how to write’ swag added ‘says who, I can write in my own way not formal way though, I call it unorthodox style of writing or freestyle writing is really cool’. Sag remark ‘not cool like my own freestyle’ swagger says ‘let it out then’ sag urge her ‘this is it sag-Yeah the stage is mine rap genius check it, this time my inspiration take me to the prison yard where I do my freestyle rap, like a freeway of dressing in prison I guess that’s a swagger of a prisoner I can as well get high now cos we only got one and short life to live a minute to live a minute to die, officer eagle loves me oh yes he does I know he loves me oh yes he does, let me rap for you eagle oh damn I forgot you don’t follow me ya man I’m going Jamaica on you now cos I follow Jah Rasta where the weed at, where’s patra at damn do I miss her, murder letter she sent, I want her romantic call dancing butterfly in my dream I have to hallucinate that shit is going to make me famous holy mount Zion can carry me on, jah loves me I know he does oh jah loves me I know he does, oh boy I’m speaking to myself again anyway black umbrella is what we raise when they die in our dream while in our conscious state now raise your fist cos I’ll be gone till the December I know december loves me I know she does, I know december loves me I know she does, don’t wait for me in Christmas cos I know december loves me I know she does oh I know december loves me I know she does “yeah yeah check my skill out” sag jump into the freestyle groove “I told you he likes you but you said, he say what! and I say here we go and my freestyle is going babbling so let me sign out before I mess it up”. “here we go now here we go now that’s my partner trying to do her thing now she’s jumping oh she’s doing it kriss kross style, sag and I gonna make it out from this prison yard jump jump huh huh jump jump huh huh. “We are not gonna get out from this place pal” sag says “I know is going to be over our dead body” swagger stir up. “merry christmas to you officer eagle!!” sag yell. “go to hell” eagle says “ that’s deep eagle, christmas in hell” sag remark “I just realise one thing, both of you are perfect pair” swag suggested. “ I know I dont think eagle know that, anyway merry christmas to you folk” sag says “yeah merry christmas everyone” swag added.