That season is yours messi the 2012-2013 season.

Merciless messi has finally brought science and technology into

football, pretty sure fifa president sepp blatter will loathe the idea.

Messi’s micro-chip boot just added a new dimension to football and who cares if fifa president despise the idea of technology in football. Its about time soccer takes new dimension. The next time Barcelona and Argentina play messi school boy face will not be the focus of attention but his micro-chip boot, according to report the boot will be able to cover approximately how much ground messi was ale to cover on the football pitch, how accurate is his short and the speed as well and how fast he runs, is a revolution in football but that also means players will play second fiddle to messi, well not like they already play second fiddle to him but surely opponent defenders will look more stupid in front of him. In one of the game he played for barca this season where they win by five goals to nil, the defenders on the football pitch on that particular day are just daze when messi attack them, messi with his small frame was able to cut in and out, left and right just in front of the defenders without wearing the innovative boot and he even score a hat-trick, so how many goals will he score when he put on the chip boot perhaps six, if he can score three goals without the technology boot he will certainly score triple hat-trick when he put on the dynamic boot for someone who already has an electric movement his next movement will be shocking but the thing is it will be unfair to the rest of the players because they will not be able to compete with him. Gone are the days when football players wore the same black boot by Adidas and Nike, now everything is change players nowadays wore yellow boot on one side of the boot and green on the other side in the same one boot, that is very good it make the round leather game colorful. The concerned for messi will probably be ifthere will be no negative effect when playing with the chip boot because everything that have advantage must have its disadvantage. So good luck to you the mercurial messi.

Just another Christmas song

The reason for the season is once more with us, the Christmas season. However not everybody will feel the Xmas celebration, like the following story put it succinctly Xmas is a thing of the hearth.

Hubert: top of the morning to you son

Nathaniel: merry Christmas dad

Hubert: it’s too early to say merry Christmas

Nathaniel: no dad, is the month of November already

Hubert: I’ll prefer you wait till December to wish me merry Christmas

Nathaniel: but my teacher at school said we can wish everybody around us merry Christmas because it’s just seven to eight weeks away

Hubert: eight weeks is not four weeks, so is still far

Nathaniel: no is not

Hubert: darling would you please tell your smart little son when we celebrate Christmas in this house

Alice: actually the feeling of Christmas is in the air

Hubert: unfortunately I’m not feeling it

Alice: come on honey even our Arab neighbor know xmas is close

Hubert: I bet you they don’t know what Christmas is all about

Alice: I think they know is Christian yuletide season

Hubert: is that firecracker his holding, you better tell him firecracker is out of bounds in this neighborhood

Alice: his going out already

Hubert: tell Nathan to meet us outside

Alice: Nathaniel hurry up don’t be late for school

Nathaniel: I’m almost through

Alice: what have you been writing, you hardly eat your breakfast

Hubert: nope go to the back seat; don’t bother me with your xmas fever

Nathaniel: Just composition homework they gave me in school

Alice: what’s the topic?

Nathaniel: the English teacher ask us to write anything about Christmas

Hubert: oh now I know why we have this early Christmas season

Alice: let me see the composition, the topic is just another Christmas song

Hubert: why do you title it just another Christmas Song?

Nathan: that is the only present I want for Christmas

Hubert: great for once I’ll buy you something cheap for Christmas

Nathan: no dad you will sing the xmas song

Hubert: you must be kidding

Nathan: that is what I want for Christmas, you and mum will have to sing

Alice: no problem Nathan, say hello to your English teacher for me

Hubert: and wish him a very early merry Christmas

Nathan: I’ll surely do that

Alice spotted Mr. Rashid their Arab neighbor heading for a retail park

Hubert and his family are still basking in the euphoria of their early Christmas season.

Alice: hey that’s Mr. Rasheed

Hubert: what are you doing don’t call him

Alice: his coming our way

Hubert: great I have less than half an hour to get to work, now his going to delay us

Alice: be cheerful Hubert

Mr. rasheed: Mr. and Mrs. hasting how are you doing this morning

Alice: we are doing fine rasheed

Mr. hasting: I can see you have some firecracker with you there

Mr. raheed: oh yes i was not aware firecracker is not allow in our street

Mr. hasting: no is dangerous especially when kids are handling it

Mr. rasheed: but they should allow adult to use it for the Christmas, after all is the reason for the season

Mr. hasting: well whatever that means, rasheed we have to go now

Mr. rasheed: I’m sorry Mr. hasting, hope I have not taking much of your time

Mr. hasting: to be frank with you, I’m really….

Mrs. hasting: no problem (Alice cut in) see you at the house

Mr. rasheed: okay then merry Christmas, oh wait wait sorry what about Christmas tree

Mrs. hasting: sure you can bring in xmas tree

Mr. hasting: yeah you can buy dozen and put it in your house nobody cares (Hubert sound pique)

Mr. rasheed: i have to buy one big fat xmas tree

     (It was rather surprising that raheed could not see it in Hubert face how hurry his willing to leave that place)

Mrs. hasting: good for you, merry Christmas to you, bye bye now

Mr. rasheed: merry Christmas to you as well, and i …

Mr. hasting: oh please (Hubert zoomed off)

Mr. rasheed: Mr. hasting must really be in haste, just want to ask him if he need a Christmas tree as well (rasheed his a liberal man to the core, never take offense when someone is rude to him)

Nathaniel: Brooke you are wearing your pink shirt today

Brooke: of course my horoscope predicted a bright day for me, so I put on my brightest shirt and my red skirt

Nathaniel: you said the pink shirt brings you bad luck

BROOKE: that was before; my zodiac sign just change everything now, besides the color fit this season of xmas

Nathaniel: what about the homework Miss Xian gave us, are you through with it

Brooke: yes, but I must tell you I did not find it easy, the only thing i know about Christmas its Santa Claus red clothe with his beard and big pot belly

Nathaniel: that is a common story in Christmas, many of the guys will probably write something similar to that, that’s why I wrote something different

Brooke: how did you write yours?

Nathaniel: I titled it just another Christmas song

Brooke: where are you going to get that, it’s going to be the same old Christmas song; I can bet you on that one

Nathaniel: I just want something unique

In this life some things are not just equal, like our fingers is not equal, so its life unequal some family have an exciting Xmas, for other family Xmas can never be boring than Mr and Mrs. hasting family.

[When Miss Xian step into the class, there was a perfect decorum she has a small stature but her elegant beauty speaks for her]

Miss Xian: I can see some of you are reading the Christmas story; maybe we should start from the homework I gave you

Brooke: oh no let’s do something else [Brooke speaking silently]

Miss Xian: Brooke is that silent night you are reading

Miss Xian: not at all Miss Xian

Miss Xian: come in front of the class and read your homework dear, come on don’t be shy

Brooke: I can’t believe this I’m the first person she call [she whisper into Nathan ear]

Nathaniel: ha ha (Nathan laugh quietly) don’t worry nobody in class will have a better story than you have

    [Brooke stooped her head forward, she get more confident with every steps she takes, she probably rely on Nathan statement]

Brooke: hello everybody, the title of my Christmas story is Christmas in my house

        [When Brooke finish reading the story everybody in class sees it as pretty much close to what they wrote, the normal good and sweet Christmas story with gift]

Miss Xian: well Brooke your story is good to some extent, but to me personally I feel the story sound cliché to my ear

     [All the student murmur, that's the first time they came across such word]

Miss Xian: how many of you know that word cli—che [ she stress the word]

Nathan: cliché means an archaic word

Miss Xian: no that’s not what it means, anybody else; well when we say the statement or word sound cliché we mean it has been used too often when something is used so often it will no longer be interesting to hear such phrase or word. I’m pretty sure when you get to senior class your teacher will teach you more on your vocabulary

          [Miss Xian gazes around to call another student forward to read]

Miss Xian: Nathan can you come out and read your homework?

Brooke: good let us see how she feels about your unique story

        [Nathan story make the whole class sober for a moment]

Nathan: so what I want for this Christmas season is just another Christmas song, thank you

Miss Xian: wonderful, i must say Nathan you did justice to that story, but I’m concern you said your dad is lackadaisical about Christmas
 In this life some things are not just equal, like our fingers is not equal, so its life unequal some family have an exciting Xmas, for other family Xmas can never be boring than Mr and Mrs. hasting family.

Nathan: to my dad Christmas is just another day, like every other normal day

Miss Xian: maybe I’ll pay your parent a little visit, is that okay

Nathan: I guess that will help

           [Nathan knows is clear if Miss Xian visit his home that will only do a little to change the spirit of Christmas in their house. when Miss Xian visit Mr. and Mrs. hasting on xmas eve she was not surprise with what she saw on ground]

Mrs. hasting: so you are Nathan English teacher

Miss Xian: yes ma’am

Mr. hasting: but wait a minute you are Chinese

Miss Xian: Japanese actually, but I was born in this country

Mrs. hasting: so what can we do for you on this special day?

Mr. hasting: did my boy cheat in school

Miss Xian: no I’m here because of what he wrote in his homework, about Christmas

Mr. hasting: oh that homework

Miss Xian: in the homework he said his not feeling the spirit of Christmas

Mrs. hasting: don’t  worry miss, Nathan it’s just too anxious to have fun on Christmas there is absolutely nothing to worry about

Miss Xian: like you said Mrs. hasting today is a very special day, so make everybody around you special Mrs. hasting: no problem miss, I assure you we are normal family that have a quiet Christmas

Mr. hasting: and besides things are hard nowadays, the economy is terrible

Miss Xian: but all the same Christmas is not just another day is a special day, so make the use of it

Mr. hasting: we will surely do that

Miss Xian: I will like to take my leave now, merry Christmas

Mrs. hasting: merry Christmas

Mr. hasting: Nathan is that your teacher in school

Nathan: yes that’s Miss Xian

Mr. hasting: I hope she teaches you well enough in school, for a moment I thought she she said hare Krishna instead of merry Christmas

Nathan: oh my god I have a pagan for a father

Mr. hasting: where did you pick this boy from?

Mrs. hasting: and I have a freethinker for a husband

  [Incredible as it may look a Christmas story without a Christmas song not a regular idea of a Christmas, thank you for reading]

Slam jam

We are back tennis fans;

if you just join us you have miss but not to worry the US open always save the best for last Shandra taking her last serve of the set, oh that’s a strong forehand from her, Koshorlovina could not return it, her backhand strike can only hit the net, Shandra won her fourteen grand slam title she’s the champion of the world!!, the first commentator says. What a set we’ve had Shandra is so strong, from her backhand to her forehand everything is so perfect she got it all--- but her sister don’t have it first commentator chip in. well in any case if she continues to win like this Shandra will be the greatest don’t you think so? Second commentator ask. I’ll tell you what, I don’t know where she got her muscle from, first commentator observe. From the family of course second commentator remark. I doubt it, not all of them have it, she is different, she can also play with the men team, first commentator disclose. Don’t go there that’s a different ball game second commentator says. Anyway they should give it a try one day. Very well, Shandra is ready to give winning speech. First of all I really wanna thank koshorlovina for giving me a good match today she is so potent and she hit the ball real hard I like to play against powerful player like her, this particular slam is like my favorite slam as well, I have always feel at home whenever I play in this court thank you everybody I am so emotional right now, thank you all so much and I’ll be back next season, but before I take my leave, let me give you all some hip hop passing shot, yeah feel this the court is now mine, I play vina like my fashion ware, now we at crossroad is a deuce baby you better back down and hit the road girl, oh common people you have to show me some love, don’t think I can do this right, I save the best for last I play my fine butt for you after this my butt is heading to Dubai for my leisure beware no guy is allow cos I’m taking, I’m the envy of all men they can get enough of me sorry guys go get your girl, if you want more just holler at a sister and say jam, when I say slam, slam! Jam!! Slam!! Jam!!!! Thank you all God bless. You know what; I don’t like the way Shandra caress the trophy like is her baby or something first commentator says. If you know how hard she has train to be a ball player and winning that slam, you will know she have every right to caress that trophy second commentator express. I could have been a ball player myself, first commentator express. Oh yeah what happen? Second commentator ask. My sickle cell appear from nowhere and kill my dream first commentator says. Let me give you an advise, go play chess or hip hop like Shandra just did. I guess I’ll give one of those a try, anyway sport lovers, that’s it for tonight, for married couple here tonight happy married life, if you are still single go get married, firs commentator declare. As for me I’m gay second commentator disclose. Do not worry only God can judge us, if you are single or gay please get married bye bye folk. Marriage is not a must though, we’ll see you when we see you bye bye second commentator added.

NATIONAL SYMBOL

NATIONAL SYMBOL As a nation we need to have some kind of spiritual value that drive the citizen, not a statue name after someone but a spiritual Being that encapsulate our feeling, especially at this period when everybody is security conscious, creating something that is metaphysical incline will go a long in protecting the citizen and make people act according to their norms and tradition. Having said this the ORANMIYAN staff is a typical example of a spiritual Being, as a matter of fact when I saw the image on my Facebook timeline I said to myself, Osun state government should make that particular spot a national identity and create a big statue of ORANMIYAN and the staff for every curious Nigeria to see where the Yoruba people and their Language originate from, history has that Yoruba lineage has his history trace to ORANMIYAN who actually disappear and left his staff standing, the ORANMIYAN staff should also be inscribe in our national flag as well as in our national team, although Nigeria is a multi ethnic nation, all other spiritual value can also be inculcate into our national consciousness

LAIR

To be alone is to be corrupt, to have a companion is the solution, but what can one do when an unexpected event happen to this companion or in a worst case the companion reject you, lair is the answer. This time lair turns dog, not the hip hop dawg for sure but the four legged animal call dog. Lair found his fellow dog in a remote village of the south west part of the country being served as a pepper soup. ‘Human are wicked they’ve killed my entire friend’ lair said. All I can hear now is the sound of Michael Jackson you are not alone damn Michael you got it wrong am all alone in this world he said, and not a single shout of “ole ole ole” thief thief thief grasp the attention of lair, bark at them with a loathsome look on its face seems to imply you dog eater.Lair claim he did not know the statement they just yell, but that can be, a dog knows his master as well as his statement that is one of there genuine attribute, understand the statement and the gesture he signal anything short of that is unusual. Lair “chase am no let am go” chase him don’t let him escape, have they not notice I am a foreign breed dog, a German shepherd at that, this statement lair could not graps but the gesture can, just reluctant to act. Lair let the thief go,” wetin dey do this dog why he no chase am” why did’nt this dog chase him said the townspeople, well the thief luck really shine this time said the vigilante, next time we will catch him, yes for sure, “wey that pork you don eat everything” where is the pork did you eat everything ask the townspeople, there is three pieces in the pot. Lair got it wrong its not dog that was cook but pig, hopefully the german shepherd will not live to regret is action, his hesitant to chase the thief is a disgrace to is dog domination. If God forgives lair the townspeople will not.